I'm just trying to enjoy myself at a rave, when this creepy guy decides he wants to grope me.

Unfortunately for him I kick guys in the balls for a living. I destroy his nuts with a series of kicks knees, squeezes and punches. The poor guy finds me later and begs me to dance with him, so I tell him only if he lets me kick him in the balls 15 times really hard. He agrees obviously! When I'm done kicking him in the nuts, I tell him I lied and I would never dance with him.

I just wanted to kick him in the balls because he's a creep :)