You sneak up on me in the bathroom to spy on me in my underwear. Unfortunately for you, I catch you and immediately walk up to you and kick you right in the balls. You look down to see me foot and knee planted squarely in your crotch.

I see that you have an erection and check it by feeling. OMG you're such a weirdo, you actually like it when I kick you in the balls? I'll still do it even if you like it, because it's fun for a girl to do that. I'm gonna mock you too for liking it so much.

You start saying it's unfair that I'm kicking you in the balls but that's literally my... Show more