I am a secretary and I make my boss a good increase, the aroma of my farts, I increasingly ask for more money because for each fart the increase in my salary rises, my boss It is in bankruptcy for the high price of my farts

I am a secretary and I make my boss a good increase, the aroma of my farts, I increasingly ask for more money because for each fart the increase in my salary rises, my boss It is in bankruptcy for the high price of my farts