We're hanging out in my old garage, in March 2019, back when I was still a newbie in the foot world. You sit across from me on your phone, acting distracted as I casually start moisturizing my soles. I smile when I catch glimpses of you staring. Does it turn you on, the way I rub in a little lotion, a tiny bit of oil, and move my feet all over each other? Would you offer to massage them for me? Come, let's relax together while you think about the way my feet would feel in your hands. ;P