SECRETARY WANTS A PROMOTION Thankyou for giving me your time today. You see the thing is, there have been many chances for promotion and I think you may have overlooked my skills and talents. I am always on time, dressed immaculately, I could do whatever you ask? Coffee? Of course. Something from the photocopier? I will be right down. Steak? CUMMIN UP.

SECRETARY WANTS A PROMOTION Thankyou for giving me your time today. You see the thing is, there have been many chances for promotion and I think you may have overlooked my skills and talents. I am always on time, dressed immaculately, I could do whatever you ask? Coffee? Of course. Something from the photocopier? I will be right down. Steak? CUMMIN UP.