You would not believe some of the messages I'm getting on Instagram! There are people offering me money for my well-worn shoes. Can you believe that? Honestly, the things they say in these messages. It's like a proper fetish... a kink... like they're a shoe pervert. Why would anyone pay for these smelly old shoes? It's crazy, isn't it? Someone offered me double what I paid for these! Who knows what he'd do with them? Hmmm... maybe worth considering, though.

You would not believe some of the messages I'm getting on Instagram! There are people offering me money for my well-worn shoes. Can you believe that? Honestly, the things they say in these messages. It's like a proper fetish... a kink... like they're a shoe pervert. Why would anyone pay for these smelly old shoes? It's crazy, isn't it? Someone offered me double what I paid for these! Who knows what he'd do with them? Hmmm... maybe worth considering, though.