Do you love my feet? Would you help me remove my pink shoes so I can show my soft, silky soles to you? Would you like that? Look at how the rays of the sun highlight them. See how delightful my toes are as I wiggle them for you. Look at them, and look at my beautiful legs. Do you want to worship them? I'll bet you do. I can't say that I blame you. They look so gorgeous in the sunlight.