What are you doing? No, really! What are you trying to hide? Come on - tell me. Oh, my god! No wonder you were trying to hide that! Is that your "little secret?" Your "teeny, tiny secret." How does it feel having such a little pecker? What can you even do with that? I can't believe how small it is! Do you know what? I want to see you jerk it properly. I want to see how you stroke such a small penis. Go on... do it for me. Oh, my. That's just sad. Because of that tiny thing you'll never have a woman with a body like mine. How does that make you feel? Little baby dick. It wouldn't surprise me if...

What are you doing? No, really! What are you trying to hide? Come on - tell me. Oh, my god! No wonder you were trying to hide that! Is that your "little secret?" Your "teeny, tiny secret." How does it feel having such a little pecker? What can you even do with that? I can't believe how small it is! Do you know what? I want to see you jerk it properly. I want to see how you stroke such a small penis. Go on... do it for me. Oh, my. That's just sad. Because of that tiny thing you'll never have a woman with a body like mine. How does that make you feel? Little baby dick. It wouldn't surprise me if you've never had any pussy. You haven't, have you? You have never had this. Oh, dear. How unfortunate! You'd probably be better off without it. That thing makes you a laughing stock. How cruel of me to say all of these things. But I see you're still stroking your dick, what there is of it. And it makes you hard, doesn't it? You like it. I see you're getting close to finishing, so I suppose I should let you empty those tiny little balls, shouldn't I? I'll give you a count down. I'd offer to give you a tissue, but I can't imagine there's going to be much spunk coming out of that.