I'm your probation officer, and you're fresh out of jail. I'm at my desk, curvy and blonde, and I take off my glasses to greet you. I inform you that since you've committed another crime, you're going back to jail. I stand, hip out, showing off my curvy body in silver spandex pants. However, I can make it easier on you, I know you have a hard time in prison because you're small and feminine, but I can give you a reduced sentence, just listen to my plan. There is a very wealthy black man who makes donations to certain members of the prison so that he can obtain special privileges. And I've d...

I'm your probation officer, and you're fresh out of jail. I'm at my desk, curvy and blonde, and I take off my glasses to greet you. I inform you that since you've committed another crime, you're going back to jail. I stand, hip out, showing off my curvy body in silver spandex pants. However, I can make it easier on you, I know you have a hard time in prison because you're small and feminine, but I can give you a reduced sentence, just listen to my plan. There is a very wealthy black man who makes donations to certain members of the prison so that he can obtain special privileges. And I've determined that you're a perfect candidate for him. He's an ex pornstar and wealthy kingpin, well hung with a craving for tight white ass. And I suspect you are at least bisexual. You are wearing those tight ladies leather pants, after all. Stand up and show them to me and I will take photos while I demonstrate the positions you should get into. I have to make sure you are the right one for the task. He will protect you and make you his prison bitch, and I'll describe in detail what your life will be like.

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