You come to see me and discuss an issue that's been plaguing your life. You open up and tell me about your problem. You have a tiny little dick. I know that I am supposed to be professional but I can't help laughing. It's literally the smallest I've ever seen. I can't help but crack up and tell you my honest opinion. You clearly love the humiliation and it's time you accept it. I will help you with humiliation and acceptance therapy.

You come to see me and discuss an issue that's been plaguing your life. You open up and tell me about your problem. You have a tiny little dick. I know that I am supposed to be professional but I can't help laughing. It's literally the smallest I've ever seen. I can't help but crack up and tell you my honest opinion. You clearly love the humiliation and it's time you accept it. I will help you with humiliation and acceptance therapy.