You come to see me and discuss an issue that's been plaguing your life. You open up and tell me about your problem. You have a tiny little dick. I know that I am supposed to be professional but I can't help laughing. It's literally the smallest I've ever seen. I can't help but crack up and tell you my honest opinion. You clearly love the humiliation and it's time you accept it. I will help you with humiliation and acceptance therapy.