You know what's fucking sexy? Money. Money is sexy.. Almost as sexy as I am.... What could the sexiest thing in the world be? Me, taking your entire paycheck.... Luckily for you, you get to give me all that cash... And even more luckily for you, I'm nice enough to let you see me rub that cash all over me... You're probably the luckiest person in the whole world to be able to hand me all that cash... It's all mine now.