Honour May takes a know-it's-there spanking from Sorepalm's clipping mitts. As he smacks her inner thighs, she starts to whimper like a puppy. Between-times, bang-tidy Honour commits to his new-fangled fetish of Pronking (with a big p) in stay-up white socks, for some on-display sideslip down the conker-brown, polished-to-treachery floor.

Backed by off-on drum & bass, split-screen cuts flick smack-and-reaction side by side. Honour looks us in the eye and suffers for our pleasure.

Apols in advance for the opening spanking (1:30 to 3:30) partial focus issue.