You dare calling that a dick? That is not a dick!

I have pencils who are more "dick" than the thing that you have there.

What a pathetic pencil stick you have there. Useless. No wonder women laugh at you. ITS A BIG JOKE. But that is about the only "big" thing that you may call it.

Let me show you what a proper big fat dick looks like. Put your pencil stick to the screen and compare it. Stick it next to the screen and absorb the difference.

Sound on, and hear MY LAUGHTER.