In the magical caverns of the foreign lands,

Jerk off instructions with your hands,

It will be easy, it will be hard,

Telling you how to begin and how to start,

Following my words magical and sweet

Jerk it for me, jerk your meat,

Your eyes closely watching, I am all in control,

I'll want you all, I want your soul.

Worship me like you should,

Being a good boy, with your little hard wood.

Jerk it for me, faster now.

I'll get what I want anyhow.