Did you just try to sneak peak while I am on the toilet ?

Ew. You are disgusting!

I am so happy I saw you in time, because now I have this information to hold over you. I am going to tell EVERYBODY about your dirty little sneaky secret.

What is that? Don't want me to tell them?

You will be ashamed?

Well, perhaps there is a way to change my mind, you dirty PERV