I couldn't help hear you on the phone with your friends, using an excessive number of F-bombs! You know that this is inappropriate use of the English Language, and I know that YOU know better!!

You are going to get a mouth soaping, and I've been waiting for hours to give it to you! I'd planned it so that the bar of soap has been soaking in warm water for some time now, to get it softened and slippery. I am going to suds this bar of soap up and thoroughly clean your filthy mouth out!

You're going to stick out that tongue for me to scrub it, and you're going to bit... Show more