You have been using filthy language with me for far too long. A mouth soaping is in order! But, you have been especially foul when we’ve spoken by phone lately because you’re on the road and you thought that I wouldn’t be able to mouth soap you “long distance”. Well, I have a surprise for you! I am going to instruct you on exactly what I want you to do for a mouth soaping from afar. I won’t tolerate your dirty mouth and you’re going to follow my instructions implicitly. You will be soaking that bar of soap for 2 hours prior to your self-soaping. I want that bar of soap to be soft, slippery... Show more