You think this is funny? Your behavior at home, and the manner in which you've been treating me, has earned you an over the knee spanking WITH the wooden spoon! Yes, you're right, we do have an interesting name for the wooden spoon in Hungarian; it's called a fakanál. Step-Mom taught us that when we misbehaved, we got the fakanál, and, since it's become apparent that you'd had no such structure growing up, I'm going to have to take this matter into my own hands and teach you a lesson!

While you may find the Hungarian name for the wooden spoon funny, you won't be laughing once I t... Show more