Sometimes I do have to keep my very good friend in order, he has a habit of stepping out of line and doing things his own way and not the way I tell him to. This I find is an annoying trait of most men and needs to be beaten out of them. I have warned Kodders on a number of occasions but now it is time to take very stern measures . I go to his house and inform him he is to be given a cold caning. That’s it, as many strokes of my hardest cane as I see fit. Watch as his bottom gets well beaten and marked.