I had invited a couple of my girlfriends round for lunch and silly me I wanted to impress them by telling them I had a professional chef in my kitchen. I had reckoned without Kodders, for it was he, ability to mess everything up. And he did. He ate all the soup! I decided that he was going to get punished there and then and my wooden spoon was the ideal instrument to give him maximum pain on his hands and bare bottom. See this fool squirm as I give him just what he deserved