Mike is a hopeless case, I have just come to that conclusion. I have a weight loss plan worked out for him but he will not stick to it. This means that every time he comes to see me for a weight check I have to issue him with harder and harder punishments and I am running out of ways to deal with him. Today he is going to get a beating with a wide selection of toys from my bag. A thin whip. A nasty cane and my most formidable leather paddles. See if these help.