I have been away from my home in Spain for a few days and when I return I find that my house has been taken over by a bunch of squatters. One of them has the cheek to tell me there is nothing I can do about it. Well, I was not having that from the likes of her. In no time at all she finds herself dragged down my garden stripped naked and given a good hard beating with my hairbrush, and this is just for starters.