You look so horny right now, I can see that you can't wait, but just for a second, let me take my necklace off. Look, it can swing. You like the swinging motion? Then just look at it. And think of a nice place where you'd like to be. Somewhere really nice. Inhale deep, what do you smell? Some flowers, ocean breeze or maybe a forest? Is there another smell? Maybe something bad smelling. At this point I get up and fart right in your face. You can hear and smell it, but you have no idea where it's coming from. And I make you think that smell is actually nice. It makes you feel calm and comfortabl... Show more