I'm talking on the phone with a girlfriend, but I'm also feeling really gassy and I need to go to the toilet. So I do that while I'm still talking on the phone. I just can't hold it and I fart a lot. It's hard to listen and talk at the same time knowing what I'm doing. I try to cover the mic with my hand, but she still heard some of my farts. I pretend that's from the TV. But I still moan when I fart so I tell her I'm having cramps. I release it all when I finally hang up.
I'm talking on the phone with a girlfriend, but I'm also feeling really gassy and I need to go to the toilet. So I do that while I'm still talking on the phone. I just can't hold it and I fart a lot. It's hard to listen and talk at the same time knowing what I'm doing. I try to cover the mic with my hand, but she still heard some of my farts. I pretend that's from the TV. But I still moan when I fart so I tell her I'm having cramps. I release it all when I finally hang up.