ARMY REVENGE! I have been waking up with chipped nail polish on my toes despite me painting them daily. Not only that, but every time I wear my boots, my toe nail polish is chipped or missing! I finally found the culprit. These soldiers have been sneaking into my boots and onto my bed constantly eating my toe nail polish! I have already told the fuckers they can nibble my old skin and soles but they are NOT allowed to touch my flavored polish. Watch their body parts slowly get dismantled and crushed by my bare feet AND my boots! I especially enjoy when their little bodies get stuck to my soles... Show more