I thought my friend was bringing over some nice guy for me to meet, but instead... it's you?? Oh god, gross. We're almost definitely in the same class and now you're in my dorm? What are you doing? Why are you so close to my shiny black shoes? you're obsessed! Obviously everyone's gonna know. What's more is you're going to get a mouthful of my tights, as deserved.

I thought my friend was bringing over some nice guy for me to meet, but instead... it's you?? Oh god, gross. We're almost definitely in the same class and now you're in my dorm? What are you doing? Why are you so close to my shiny black shoes? you're obsessed! Obviously everyone's gonna know. What's more is you're going to get a mouthful of my tights, as deserved.