A horrible thing has happened. One of the princesses of my realm has been by the horrible Lord of the Underworld. I, Goddess Spicy Fuchsia must find a way to coax the Lord of the Underworld to set her free. I shall him to do my bidding.

Lord of the Underworld, my jeweled hands are tempting you with their exotic undulations. You will be entranced by my beautiful, bejeweled hands and red fingernails. You will release my princess to me immediately!!