Pssst! Hey you.. Do you want to see how long My tongue is? It's pretty great. I can almost touch the bottom of My chin. And when I stick it out as far as it will go, side to side, it kind of looks like a slug don't you think? A sexy long slug tongue, that is. I don't think I get appreciated for it enough. That is where you come in, because I KNOW you will love and appreciate how special it is.