Aww baby, My bladder hurts, I think I have an infection. I can't seem to use the bathroom. (you suggest I go sit on the toilet for awhile). I've already done that and My butt hurts and has the toilet imprint from sitting on it for so long. I have an idea, I'm going to just pee My jeans. (you insist I just go to the bathroom. you are confused). It's ok baby, I do it all the time. In fact I kind of like it. I think My body will go in the jeans. And I have to go so bad. I release into the jeans and completely soak them. I then show the off to you and assure you it's ok. I do it all the time :)