You and I are currently getting ready to go to a hotel due to the fact that our bathroom is being remodeled. I hurriedly ask you if you are ready and I seem to be very pushy about the subject. You ask what's wrong and I grasp my stomach and inform you that I really need to take a dump! There are a bunch of men working in our bathroom right now, so it's impossible. I figure the sooner we get to the hotel, the sooner I can take a dump! You find it amusing how I'm pacing around and talking real fast! You also inform me that it's unlikely that we can check in and that it's a cheap motel, so there ... Show more