Annoyed that My personal assistant is nowhere to be found, I call her. She ‘claims' to be with her sick step-mom. Whatever, I don't believe her. She is supposed to be here, making sure MY life is running smoothly. She said she dropped off a package for Me. Things I need for My day. And some elixir in a red bottle. Fine whatever, be here tomorrow! I demand as I get off the phone. I drink the red drink and it tastes like water! Elixir My ass! This is not... My eyes flutter... wait.. what was that. They roll back and I . Now I am napping KO'd on My floor, limbs, face peacefully napping. That bitc... Show more