Hi there baby! Happy birthday! I have a whole list of surprises for you! Literally a whole night of fun is in store for YOU! Happy I'm your girlfriend? Well, the first surprise before we get to all the other ones is here, under My arms. Well, I remember you have a thing for hair, armpit hair in particular. And while it was really hard for Me to hide it from you, I managed to grow Mine out. So why don't you come over here and put your face in My pits and start licking and sucking. But be careful, because I'm ticklish!