I need to share something with you. I found this nifty little shop that just appeared out of nowhere, while I was out the other day, that sold all sorts of strange things. They had a refrigerated section and went there and found string cheese, my favorite! When I checked out, the little old lady behind the register told me that if I ate that cheese, I would become what my heart desires most! Well, lucky me! I called you here because I need you here to witness. I start to demolish the already unwrapped string cheese because I want to see if what she said is true. After a few bites, my belly ... Show more