Holy wow! I ate so many gassy foods! Like everything that makes me lactose intolerant, along with beans and everything else that makes me have to fart! I wear shiny-ish leggings and crop top that matches, all ready to go out and party... But here I am, stuck ripping loud, long, wet and grumbly farts. Like I really get going in this one. I talk about really needing to go to the bathroom... so badly that I fear I may poowp myself! I try to work all the farts out in various positions, but they keep coming! I talk about how if there was a competition about who has the best farts, or even the st... Show more