We have a date and you've come to my house for it. I offer you some and a place to sit down. 'Just don't spill it on my couch, okay?' I giggle. You note how incredibly beautiful I look with my form fitting long leopard dress, makeup and jewelry. I sit down and say 'I'm really happy that we matched, I think we have a really special connection Mathew.' You correct me and say your name isn't Mathew, to which I don't even look embarrassed and get on my phone and say 'Damn, so which one are you then? I've done so many of these today. Okay, whatever. Well, why don't you tell me about your greatest h... Show more