I love lotion! I love it so so much! So here's what I decided to do. I have a brand new bottle of lotion and I cover my hands in the goopy substance with glee! I start to rub it in and talk about how soft and supple my hands are and how the lotion will make them even softer! I pump more lotion onto my hands throughout. I also start to give jerk off instructions as I rub my hands together, even making motions with my hands on how I would do it if my soft hands were touching you. Instructions, examples and all the lotion in the world! How could you ever go wrong!