Do you like My cute little black dress? I'm sure you would. But I have even more surprises for you! I cross My legs, taking turns. And as I do so, I press down from My chest to belly and hold My breath, which causes My veins in My neck to bulge. And as this happens, there is more. I release strong farts on top of everything else. Cute black dress, crossed legs, neck veins AND farts?! Can't go wrong!