So I've moved into a new place and I have new hardwood floors in my kitchen, which is quite large. So armed only with a pair of panties (yes topless), I put down two bright orange pastries on the floor and get to work! To my surprise, they were chocolate pastries with a cream inside. Totally thought they were going to be vanilla! Either way, they meet the same end as I go through various positions in order to completely obliterate them into a gooey mess beneath my bottom!