Hey there roomie. So, its the first of the month. Id like to have the rent now. What do you mean you dont have it? Ugh, this is happening WAY to much. You are so lazy! And Im tired of it. So I snuck into your room the other day to exact My revenge and I noticed that you have been taking pills called Donkey Dick Pills. So secretly, I replaced them with a different kind of pill. Have you noticed your penis shrinking? Well guess what? I put PeeWee Penis Pills in the bottle. They look the same as the other ones, so you never noticed! Hahahaha! I guess you will be paying rent from now on huh?