I walk in, in a full lingerie outfit, and get some of My favorite pastries and start eating them. You start to poke fun at Me about how jiggly My butt and thighs have gotten. I warn you to stop, but you keep going. Ok fine! ZING! I turn you into 4 of My fav pastries and throw you on a glass table and start thigh and but squishing you! I then crush you BETWEEN My cheeks and thighs. After that, I proceed to chomp you and eat you, one pastry at a time. Well, looks like I need a new boyfriend!