I've asked you to come over, so we could finally hang out. But you quickly realize that that's not why I asked you to come over at all. I knock you out and you wake up as I'm taking you out of the oven. I've put a spell on you to keep you alive while you cooked to perfection. And you are able to stay alive while I start to eat you! Boy don't you taste yummy! It's the best spell. I eat you while you are alive, and I stay young and beautiful... forever....