Oh hey there! Yeah, my hubby isn't home right now. I let out a big fart! Oops... sorry. But then a big belch follows! Phew I'm gassy. I had told you to come over at this time because that's when my hubby was supposed to be home. I ... may ... have lied hehe. Buuuuuurrrp! Have you seen my garden? It's so gorgeous right?! Well, it's because I have figured out the trick to make it perfect. Humans make the best fertilizer. Well... human that is! But I need to make it and my husband's friends make such a great source of food and snacks that I digest. Faaaaaaartttt! Man, I haven't had time to Dave o...
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Oh hey there! Yeah, my hubby isn't home right now. I let out a big fart! Oops... sorry. But then a big belch follows! Phew I'm gassy. I had told you to come over at this time because that's when my hubby was supposed to be home. I ... may ... have lied hehe. Buuuuuurrrp! Have you seen my garden? It's so gorgeous right?! Well, it's because I have figured out the trick to make it perfect. Humans make the best fertilizer. Well... human that is! But I need to make it and my husband's friends make such a great source of food and snacks that I digest. Faaaaaaartttt! Man, I haven't had time to Dave o...