So the other day, I was wearing My long flowy skirt and I noticed something... you... staring at the hem of the skirt. Your eyes were glued. And I think you had a boner... And I realized something that day. I could make you My slave. Simply by waving around My long flowy skirt hem. You would give Me anything I wanted and not get anything in return. Let's see, I want the house in My name, a new care, shopping sprees and all sorts of lavish things! You better start coughing it up or you will never get to see My skirt hem again...