OMG I'm obsessed with having a big butt! I've looked everywhere, done every exercise, and had every treatment. But nothing seems to be working. Until I found a specialist in the paper who has some miracle treatment. I go to see him. He informs Me that I must insert air up My bum. And in front of him too! That's outrageous! But I'll try anything to get that juicy booty! I do the treatment and let out a long loud fart! Super embarrassed, I go to leave! But wait, what's this? Did it work? Eagerly I ask to keep doing the treatment. Embarrassed at each fart, but desperate for the booty!