These are some tight ass pants, don't you think? I am insanely gassy... as per my usual... and I decide that now is good of time as any to let it all out. I go through a TON of positions on my couch, as I unleash endless farts! Loud, long, wet, rumbly, silent but deathly, etc. The whole while, I think I look pretty sexy in my low rise skin tight stinky jeans!