So I found this tiny man on the ground and had the most terrific idea! I put him inside My thong, pressed against My asshole. So this way, he can breath in all of My farts whenever Im gassy! And I happen to be REALLY gassy today! I pull down My pants and show him to you. Then place him back in My thong and start ripping farts!! You can see him poking out and know he is just doomed to smell them forever!