I love living alone. No one to judge how I do My everyday life... and also, no one to hear Me when I am having uncontrollable farts. I walk in, bare butt and start to get dressed in a thong and tank. I then proceed to get Myself and My room ready for the day. However, the ENTIRE time, I am totally ripping ass. Because, let's face it, the only one who has to deal with it.. is ME!