My husband sure likes a perfect little housewife! Finally, he's going off on a very long business trip and I couldn't be more excited! Right when he walks out the door, I stop sucking it in and let out a belch along with a fart! Whew! That feels better! I go to the kitchen and grab a and instantly start chugging it. I fart and burp some more while I start to fully relax realizing I can drink as much as I want and do whatever I want too! Some time passes and I have gained a few pounds in the belly area. Makeup is smeared on my face and I am d. as a skunk! There are empty cans around me and I... Show more