Coming into the living room, I am quite satisfied with myself! I went shopping, but I went shopping on an empty stomach and ended up buying all the foods that make me gassy! And of course when I got home, I ate all of them! I'm so full and gassy now! I rip ass constantly. I try to sit down and relax, but I can't stop farting! As I pass fart after fart, i realize that I'm starting to feel empty. Hmm, I think when I get it all out, maybe I'll go eat some more... and watch a movie at the same time. Thank goodness it's only me here right?