Coming back home from a dinner with my parentals, I think they are going to just go home after dropping me off. They linger and want to watch a show with me. This is a problem because I really need to evacuate my bowels! I sneak into the kitchen and make a phone call to my step-bro. I tell him the situation in a whisper, hoping that he would be willing to call them and create an excuse to get them to go. He agrees and it works, they finally leave! I run to the bathroom and discover that it's locked! You have to be kidding me! I call my locksmith and see how fast they can come. This isn't th... Show more